Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why was the man sad? his wife died

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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