How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Canadians

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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