What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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