- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

long in the tooth!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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