Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

what happens every day? People die

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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