when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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