- Anti Joke

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

knock knock get lost!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.