roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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69

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Barack Obama

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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