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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

I like colin but not as much as apple

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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