What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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