I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Women's rights.

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TIMMAH!

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Tunechi

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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