Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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kkk

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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