Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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