Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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why do you care?

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Roey Jegen

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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