How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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