a man is running away

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your social life.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Sarah Palin

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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gay people

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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