- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

17 How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.