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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Romans rights.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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