- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

this is not an anti joke

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

my gramma died

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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