Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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I pooped.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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