a man said hi.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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full house

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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