What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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