4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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