Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q. who's george porchy?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

this is not a joke. jks

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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