What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What black and has children A black man

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Black people stink of shite!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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