- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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