A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Are you a tree

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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The person below me is weird.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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