Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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women's rights.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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