What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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