What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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I was born.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Anti Joke

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