why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A shark ate your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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