Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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