How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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