- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Two english guys meet at work

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

children burning

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