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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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