Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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one day i went to bed

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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