- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's the difference between a duck

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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