Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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