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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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