Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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an athiest walks into a church

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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