Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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