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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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