Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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