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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

religion

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

He walked in a bar

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did it die Nothing died

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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