kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Justin Beiber

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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hot diggity dog

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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