- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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