- Anti Joke

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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