- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Dylan is gay

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

whats long and stretchy? elastic

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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