why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Poop swing

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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"33"

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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I killed someone today. :D

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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