Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Politics

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

hi bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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