A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Colby Michael Schluter

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

The Christian Bible.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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