Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Chuck norris

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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There's my tractor.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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nickel back

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