- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's funnier than 68 69

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What is the meaning of life? 42

xavier stop

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

69

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

book 'em danno

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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