Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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this is not a joke. jks

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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