Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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