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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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