Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A women in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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