What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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