- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman..parallel parking

This one time at band camp music was played.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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