The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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...............................................................hi

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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giddy goat

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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