Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Amazing

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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