- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A black man in a country bar.

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