Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Scott Gomez

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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