- Anti Joke

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

roses are black violets are black im blind

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

i have two hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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