- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

New mission: refuse this mission

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Vicky is my best friend.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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